I spent the weekend in Maine, and there I experienced:
- Roads like the devil's asscrack
- F*ckstick drivers
- NO MOOSES
Just like home! Apparently I should have stayed in Massachusetts and saved myself 6+ hours of driving and $300 in hotel, gas, and toll expenses.
It was, however, good to see my baby sister, even though it didn't go anything near as originally intended. Also, our server at The Jolly Drayman was smokin' hot, and drew a shamrock in the head of my Guinness.
